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PostSubject: Documentary: The Life of The Baiter    Thu Jun 23, 2016 3:17 pm

Baiters, what are they? Where are they from? Where do they live? These mysterious, misunderstood creatures live a very secretive live. Today, we are going to show you the first glimpse into the life of the baiter.

Baiters come in all shapes and sizes.  Most of them generally wear Badlands armor and, for some reason, a big cowboy hat.  These creatures survive by preying on the local population of the wastes.  They are very docile, but hostile animals and will attack if given the chance.  Their form of entertainment usually consists of scamming, baiting suitcases, stealing cars, and of course, killing.  These creatures have a very unusual fighting tactic, which consists of running, jumping, and shooting a shotgun in midair.  Baiters are looked down upon the local population and are often misunderstood for their actions.  But is it them who are misunderstood, or is it the people who are misunderstood?  These animals go to ballsack stretching lengths to be a general nuisance and are suggested to be avoided at all times.  Social contact is advise to increase relations but has a very low chance of working.  I will now conclude this documentary with the hope that we'll one day understand these creatures and, one day, accept then into our lives.

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PostSubject: Re: Documentary: The Life of The Baiter    Thu Jun 23, 2016 3:57 pm

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Documentary: The Life of The Baiter    Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:02 pm

Wake up Mr.Sterben, wake up and smell the cringe.
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PostSubject: Re: Documentary: The Life of The Baiter    Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:13 pm

I smelled it as soon as you entered.

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PostSubject: Re: Documentary: The Life of The Baiter    Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:49 pm

I thought that this meme died out.
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PostSubject: Re: Documentary: The Life of The Baiter    Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:08 pm

i got kiled by a b8r 2day end i calld rdm lol because all b8r killz r rdm keklol

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PostSubject: Re: Documentary: The Life of The Baiter    Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:08 pm

Look!  A Baiter creature has entered.  Quick, we must observe it's behavior for science.

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PostSubject: Re: Documentary: The Life of The Baiter    Thu Jun 23, 2016 5:51 pm

I am a rare baiter. I am a slav baiter.
"Takes out remington and starts calling people faggot"
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